send me a fruitStrawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi - You’re pretty
Rasberry - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
i hope telepathy never actually exists because i feel bad for the telepathic who gets into my head
i was at the gay pride festival and my mom saw an openly mtf woman walking through the wading pools there in fancy clothing and my mom’s eyes widened and she whispered, “that is an absolute atrocity” and i was like wtf mom not cool and then she continued “shes going to wreck those high heels if she walks through the water like that”
ur all so lovely im sorry u have to put up w/ me u can unfollow me anytime if u want to even if we’re friends
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy