(Source: everydayneverynight)

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dave-is-kawaii-strider:

THERE WAS A TRANSPARENT DAVE AND I

i wOULD WEAR THIS EVERYWHERE 

(Source: the-yolocaust)

dainelthegreat:

thechurchofbobsaget:

situpsandfruitcups:

a friendly reminder to eat

I have no words….

This is art, in it’s purest form

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niggawitdreadz:

me

(Source: nicecleanfight)

send me a fruit

Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi - You’re pretty
Rasberry - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

kforshort:

hilarious-war:

doctorhannibalwinchester:

imperfecthope:

FUCKING HELL

I wonder if benjidoodle crimplesnap knows we do this to his name 

i bet blogzilla dundlermiffin knows

We should keep reblogging until lemurdoo hingderfuckle see this.

(Source: irisplayground)

byakuyatwogami:

i hope telepathy never actually exists because i feel bad for the telepathic who gets into my head

pinesollux:

i was at the gay pride festival and my mom saw an openly mtf woman walking through the wading pools there in fancy clothing and my mom’s eyes widened and she whispered, “that is an absolute atrocity” and i was like wtf mom not cool and then she continued “shes going to wreck those high heels if she walks through the water like that”

pother:

elazulselevanto:

no-im-not-attracted-to-pans:

samjoonyuh:

Dear stoners,

Dear people who really fucking love cereal,

Want, right fucking now.

I hate you so much whoever made this, i was not going to eat anymore cereal and now i AM BECAUSE OF YOU

vegay:

ur all so lovely im sorry u have to put up w/ me u can unfollow me anytime if u want to even if we’re friends

meeping-kankri:

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didney-worl-no-uta:

weteachuhow2:

How 2 Face Your Fears

BLESS YOU

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

(Source: powwell)

the-listening:

i cuss so much that sometimes i forget its actually bad and not everyone is comfortable with it